You're joking, right? This is actually some horrible joke gone completely awry, right?

Spore, for those of you who don't know, is a game recently released by EA, and comes from the mind of Will Wright - the guy that brought us all those Sims games. We were promised a lot with spore: physical, metal, spiritual, and cultural evolution, eventually progressing to universal domination.

What we got, instead, was this piece of garbage. To list my complaints: